Wednesday, February 18, 2015

New Scam - Toy Horses power automobiles and not Arabian ones

Why we have slow moving traffic in Bangalore, now solved.

In a surprising turn of events, it was revealed that automobiles in Bangalore although marketed as having Horse power are in fact powered by toy horses and not true blue blood, race horses.

In a series of  candid interviews with manufactures and companies, officials claimed that what they were doing was not illegal.

"After all we only promote our cars and bikes as having horse power. We do no quantify that these are only show ponies or toy ones and no customer has asked us details about the same."

Further investigation revealed that - the change in culture in Bangalore is part of the reason automobile manufactures get away with such practices. With the huge influx of people coming in from Northern part of India and out side India - automobile purchases are no more about utility and convenience but more about vanity and show off.

What they want

What they get - part 1

What they get part 2


People buy BIG, FANCY Cars only to show off to the world that we HAVE ARRIVED and focus on the looks and color and useless features like glass holders, coat hooks etc.
Test drives are done to see if the car is comfortable, accommodates the newly acquired beer belly and if there is enough space for women to keep their emergency make-up kit.

Even at the time of delivery - no customer ever opens the bonnet to check if the engine is in there - but they all inspect the car from outside to ensure that it looks as classy at the time of booking.

This reflects in the sad state of how the traffic is in Bangalore. While density of traffic is a concern, most drivers of these "BIG" cars are seen lumbering along.
If you closely observe you will see cars cross signals at an excruciatingly slow pace, vast open spaces in front of drivers which they cant cover, not due to poor driving skills but the lack of REAL power and people driving in the center of the lanes because they cant get the damn vehicle to move over to the side and make way :)

Another reason is the magnets (click here) on the roads of course ;) ;)

Bangalore City roads

Bangalore City roads

To be continued...

Bangalore Images credit -Vadakkus 





Sunday, February 1, 2015

GosleeekASUSexperience - Indie blogger Meet


Asus in search of incredible...


And what an incredible evening...
There was excitement in the air.
The thrill of a new experience beckoned.
Memories were to be made.
A lot of fun promised thats was delivered and how.
We were there for the launch of the ASUS Eee book X205 and the AIO PC ET 2040.
Once the registration was done, the evening opened with some head banging rock music that really set the mood and got the crowd going.



Then came the MC. Special mention for Anoop here, our MC for the evening who was lively, funny, and kept the crowd in splits. The beauty was that he remembered almost all the old timers names despite having not met them in a while. A much loved man he is.
And since most of us were new to each other, he also spent time on an ice breaking session that really got the crowd involved.
The main event...


On to the launch of the ASUS Eee book X205...

 An ultra thin Laptop that weighs in under 1kg and is just 1.75 cms thin.
A perfect companion for the upwardly mobile who is always on the move and would prefer a laptop to a tablet.
The good thing about ASUS is that they are making machine for specific target audiences.
This is not a one size fits all strategy. I heard someone mention it was an atom processor but i don't think that should trouble a non power user who needs high battery life, good performance and a system that supports him when he needs it.
Note  - this sells for 14999/-

The new AIO of ASUS is another winner.

A family computer with gesture control and a 19.5 cms large screens.
The deal clincher - the AIO has a 1 hour UPS Style battery life.
That's right - a desktop with an internal battery that saves you extra money and the ugliness of a UPS. Add a 500 GB HDD...and all this for Rs. 23999 and it's a steal. And its sleeek too. The gesture control may not be of much use but this PC certainly will find a lot of takers.
Click here for more info - http://bit.ly/1EWrny6

The event ended with an extremely fun group activity that saw the attendees divided in 4 groups and who had to showcase blogging in various thematic ways.
This was the most fun part which also showcased how leadership can bring complete strangers together to form a cohesive unit.
3 out of the 4 teams did a fabulous job. 1 of them got the plot completely wrong.

Special mention to the ITC Gardenia staff and chef's. Great food both starters and dinner and good service too.

And lastly the most special best wishes for ASUS wishing them tremendous success ...

 Hur hur hur hur hur hur  Hur hur hur hur hur hur  Hur hur hur hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur hur hur......
Yaaay